Thursday, June 10, 2010
Ladies, Ladies Please Read the Lyrics to Statistics by Lyfe Jennings!!
I love the new Lyfe Jennings song. This is for my ladies please check out the words and adhere to them!!
Statistics Lyrics – Lyfe Jennings
Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
Books out. Let's go!
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of them remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you *better* *pay* attention to these words that I *say*
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gone forget you girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he *gone* have to work for it
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when *you* drink ya bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave all that stress alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being *sorry for* yourself!
Have you no (checklist)?
It's gonna take (patience)
Time is still (wastin')
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Posted by C Double R at 7:58 PM