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Thursday, June 10, 2010
Ladies, Ladies Please Read the Lyrics to Statistics by Lyfe Jennings!!
I love the new Lyfe Jennings song. This is for my ladies please check out the words and adhere to them!!
Statistics Lyrics – Lyfe Jennings
Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
Books out. Let's go!
CHORUS
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of them remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you *better* *pay* attention to these words that I *say*
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
RULE #1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gone forget you girl
*RULE* 2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
RULE 3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he *gone* have to work for it
RULE 4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
STATISTICS!
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when *you* drink ya bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
REPEAT CHORUS
Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave all that stress alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being *sorry for* yourself!
Have you no (checklist)?
It's gonna take (patience)
Time is still (wastin')
Click on the link to see the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFH-VwT4s0E
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Chantay Divers:
ReplyDeletelove this song girl
Ernest McManus:
ReplyDeleteRule #3 is playing games it's like hitting it and saying I'm bisexual to see if u stay lol
@ Ernest- you got a point because some women are so desperate they'll say, "Oh baby that's ok, I still love you." WTF??
ReplyDeleteErnest McManus"
ReplyDeleteAnd they will mean it some kind of crazy challenge for themselves say take it slow or I'm looking for a committment before sex but celibate my eyes will roll up in the air with the yeah right face and then the games begin good night
Chantay Divers:
ReplyDelete@Ernest lol - you do have a point -
Thursday at 11:23pm · .
I love it!!! Men have given good advice to women since forever - but we've failed to listen. The actual statistics may not be on point but the message is worth it......We as women just need to listen more to what they guys say and/or do.
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