Thursday, May 13, 2010
Embarrassing Intimate Moments
This is a very delicate and uncomfortable situation that some of us have faced a time or two. I must first say big ups to Double D for giving me this topic to talk about. Have you ever been in an “intimate” situation that went to the left because of au naturel body appearance/odor or because of an insufficient package?
I am quite sure that most of you have heard of the saying, “Sometimes it’s better to admire from afar”, because sometimes being up close and personal is not always cracked up to be what you thought it would be. I had a girlfriend tell me that when she was in college it was this guy that all of the women wanted to get with. He was a football player and had the body of Atlas. Broad shoulders and strong muscle arms that could lift you up in one swoop and he wasn’t bad to look at either. When the guy was introduced to her he was feeling her and of course she was feeling him so after a few months of knowing each other she decided to give in and let’s just say he didn’t fit in where he could get in. That destroyed the Atlas image she had of this dude. However, she decided to give him the benefit of the doubt, because it happened after a night of drinking. Unfortunately, when it happened the second time it ended up with the same result and she never saw dude again.
I had a guy friend tell me that he worked with a female that all of the men use to drool over. He said she was stacked like a Brickhouse, very shapely and fit. He stated they would flirt with one another and one day it escalated to the point to where she ended up at his house and he knew it was about to go down. He said as soon as he started to take her clothes off everything just instantly dropped and cellulite was all over her body. He said her clothes was literally keeping everything in place and in shape. So he made up an excuse to break out and shut it down as fast has he could. After that he kept the flirting to a minimum and made excuses when she tried to holler at him.
So in some cases is it better to admire from afar? Sometimes the fantasy is better than reality or worst, sometimes reality can turn your fantasy into a nightmare. But the question is once you’re in that situation how do you proceed? If you start getting intimate with someone you thought you were attracted to until they take their clothes off and it’s a turn off, do you offer courtesy sex or make an excuse and break the hell out? I guess you really couldn’t answer this question until you are facing this situation, or could you?
I’m just saying..
C Double R!
Posted by C Double R at 5:25 PM