Friday, February 12, 2010

It Takes More Than Just a Big D*ck to Keep a Good Woman!!



Ok, so I was on Facebook the other day and one of my friends had a conversation about the power of the punanny. Basically he stated that just because you have good punanny doesn’t mean that a man wouldn’t leave you or cheat on you. Boy, did this start a conversation. So of course the ladies responded by saying just because you have a big d*ck and can lay pipe in the bedroom doesn’t mean that a woman won’t leave or cheat on you either???

Look, maybe back in the day if a woman got sprung on good sex that was a license for the man to do as he pleases because he knew she wasn’t going anywhere. Now fast forward 20 years later, most women don’t tolerate that itsh, some even flip the script on men these days. If she has a man that can lay good pipe, but that’s ALL he can do, trust, she will have others to make up for his deficiencies. She will have one that can wine and dine her, one that will take her on vacations, one that will fix things around the house, and one that can offer to pay her bills. Notice how I said “offer” to pay her bills. Most sistas today can pay their own bills and are quite self sufficient, therefore, she doesn’t need a man to pay her bills, but will take donations, feel me?

Nowadays women categorize their men like they categorize their shoes. If she feels like being wine and dined then she will call her Manolo Man. If she needs to have something fixed around the house she will call her Timberland Man. If she feels like getting freaky she will call her Come F*ck Me Pumps Man. Women are quick to categorize a man just like men categorize women. So men, don’t think that just because you are laying good pipe that your woman won’t step out on you or close the door completely, WAKE THE FREAK UP!!

Forget the 90’s woman and start thinking about the new millennium woman!! Yes, we are no longer staying on the porch, we are stomping with the big dogs! We are doing it for ourselves and doing it big by ourselves! So don’t let the big dick fool you, because if that is the only thing you are offering best believe she has you categorized as the Come F*ck Me Pumps Man and will only call on you when she is ready to get freaky, but your ass will stay in that size 9 shoebox until then!

I’m just saying…

C Double R!!

20 comments:

  1. "because if that is the only thing you are offering best believe she has you categorized as the Come F*ck Me Pumps Man and will only call on you when she is ready to get freaky"

    Hmmm. I don't know if I'm seeing a downside here. That's like a woman saying she won't want to talk to you after sex. Yeah, that's really a punishment...

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  2. @ True Man that's also like a little boy wanting to go outside and play but can't until he is "allowed" to. The downsize is she may not be willing to give it everytime you want it becuase she could be on a date with Mr. Manolo??

    I'm just saying..

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  3. Chanel that is soo true. I have told men that were trying to get close to me if all you have to offer is good D and a smile, Im good. Definitely have to bring more to the table.....

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  4. Ladies, let's be real. There are people we call for relationships and people we call for...other things. As long as we both know our role, things are what they are.

    Use me all you want to :-)

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  5. @ Anonymous that's right because that can only get a brotha or a sista so far.

    Now True Man the problem is sometimes people don't know their Roles and that's when things get complicated!!

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  6. With everybody running around swearing that they're "king dingaling" and "princess pretty patch" it'd be easy to think that'd be the beginning, middle and end of a good relationship--lo and behold that the work involved is, well, WORK! Good drop mama, my man TrueMan put me on your blog and you got a new subscriber.

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  7. @ CZA thanks for the support. Hey a sista is just trying to keep it real! I hope you get an opportunity to read some of the other postings and comment on them. Welcome to C Double R's world!!

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  8. Tondi DeShields writes..

    Girl you hit it on the nail again! So true...

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  9. Preach, sista, preach! But don't go telling all our little dirty secrets! Sometimes it works to our advantage to let him think he's King Big D*ck, the end all be all! LOL!

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  10. @ Roxanne gurl you are right, but sometimes you gotta tell the brothas the way it is especially when they have the need to talk shit!!

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  11. Robin Sims:
    I love ur blog. The topics are hot and on point.

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  12. I hope she is using protection and damn if she needs a man in all those different categories then hey I smell a whore!

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  13. @ anonymous Wow! You are the reason why that statement “Men are from Mars and women are from Venus” exist! Let me break it down so it can forever be broken. “Smart” women don’t use sex to get what they want, they use their sex appeal, it's a big difference!
    That’s the key difference between men and women. Some men put a down payment on a house that they will never close on because they don’t have all of the credentials needed to buy the house! You feel me?
    I love the stimulating conversation. Keep it coming!

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  14. I remember I used to date a guy just for "The Hook", and thing about it is I only wanted him for that with no emotional attachment because he could not add on what I already had for myself. Besides some men are good for that "one" reason and that's it. After awhile that's gets tired.

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  15. @ C Double R so you must really know the game like that hmmmmmm, so tell me do you have a few dudes to buy your shoes,fur coats and to pay you car note and your mortage or do you have one dude that's Mr.Perfect?

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  16. Well, actually the post is not about me and no I don’t have categorical men in my life. But I must say, I do love shoes!!!
    And we both know Mr. Perfect doesn't exist, but Mr. Perfect For Me does, I just haven't found him yet!!

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  17. I don't know about that, some good women are settlling for just a body right now for whatever reason, so they are only fooling themself with putting men in these categories because they can't find what there looking for in one. The problem is men don't care to be categorized because there are plenty of good women. Just hope to be around when the man you want is ready to settle down. LOL

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  18. The only way a women is digging in my pockets is because I'm digging in that ass point blank. If I'm the man to buy the shoes then i'm digging in that ass I'm not buying a women anything just because they look sexy oh hell nah its because i want that ass.

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  19. @ Anonymous and she’s probably letting you dig in that ass because she is digging in your pockets! So let’s just say you both are getting what you want, so it’s a win/win!!
    Thanks for blogging..

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  20. I love your blog and faithfully read every post. The counterpart to dickmatized is pussy whipped. Have you explored the topic of why men have babies with crazy azz females? Most women have the good sense to leave a crazy man but if the sex is good a man will stay with a crazy ass woman. What is up with that? Im sure you can poll your male friends and find either they have one or know of someone with a crazy ass babymama.

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